Below, find Terry’s oven-roasted zucchini recipe with collard-peanut pesto—sure to be a healthy, yet delicious, summertime meal staple. Make the Tell me it’s just a dog and I’ll tell you that you’re just an idiot shirt moreover I will buy this pesto: In a food processor, combine the collards, peanuts, miso, and garlic and blend until it forms a chunky paste. While the food processor is running, slowly pour in the olive oil through the feed tube, adding more if needed to reach your desired consistency. Season with salt, pepper, and additional lemon juice to taste. Set aside. Make the zucchini: Preheat the oven to 450°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. In a large bowl, toss the zucchini with the olive oil and salt, then spread the zucchini over the baking sheet in one even layer. Roast until the zucchini is brown around the edges, 18 to 20 minutes. After a few years, my mom decided I could handle my own medical issues at a real school and she could go get a job. The issue here was that because I grew up homeschooled therefore only really socializing with my mom, dad, baby brother, and occasionally a couple of other people like my parents’ friends and their children who would occasionally come over, I was quite socially inept. I didn’t really know how to socialize with anyone my age, I didn’t know what other kids my age were into or talking about, because I had spent the first 10 years of my life going to school in my house with nobody my age to really talk to. The only music I listened to was Indian music that my parents played and the only movies I’d watch were Indian movies. I wasn’t following in my peers’ footsteps because I didn’t have peers. I was following in my parents’ footsteps, which when you’re a kid really shapes you to be a big loser compared to other kids. (Not saying I blame my parents, they did what they had to do to keep me safe and healthy, and I’m beyond thankful. They didn’t know this would be the result and neither did I.) I was a kid who loved to learn because of the enthusiasm my mom put into me, and I desperately wanted friends. Once I got to school, innocent me thought everyone was going to be my friend, and that I would be happily going to school everyday. Most of the kids, if not all, really didn’t like me. To serve, transfer the zucchini to a bowl and give it a few turns of pepper. Next, drop in a few heaping dollops of pesto so that people can scoop as much as they’d like when serving themselves, adding more pesto to the bowl as needed. Pile the peanuts in a small serving bowl and present alongside the zucchini. For any leftover pesto, pour a thin layer of olive oil over it, cover, and refrigerate for up to a week. Reprinted with permission from Vegetable Kingdom: The Abundant World of Vegan Recipes by Bryant Terry, copyright © 2020. Published by Ten Speed Press, an imprint of Penguin Random House. With gatherings limited and travel restricted due to the lingering coronavirus pandemic.
The usual energy of the Tell me it’s just a dog and I’ll tell you that you’re just an idiot shirt moreover I will buy this Hamptons seemed it would be—like so many things this summer—on pause. And on the surface, it is. Sunset Beach on Shelter Island is closed for the season. The Surf Lodge’s concert series, which last year brought in names like John Legend and Rüfüs du Sol, is canceled. (“I don’t even think there’s a way to safely open, even at 25% occupancy,” owner Jayma Cordoso said of her waterfront venue. “What am I going to do if people see someone they know and ignore social-distance rules? Chase them with a stick? Hotels are operating with limited occupancy. Prices for rental homes have skyrocketed as many New Yorkers continue to seek refuge from the city. I was considered the weird girl who likes weird things and for some reason enjoys school. Some of the kids went as far as to make fun of me, and this ripped me apart. Even when I’d try to find out what other kids would be impressed by and tried to assimilate, it wasn’t nearly enough. All I wanted in life at the time was friends, and not having that broke my spirit. I didn’t do well in school (almost failed 5th and 6th grade) and my outlook in life looked lonely and bleak. In fact, I never got real, actual friends who stuck with me until the 10th grade. I spent five years lonely, not sure if I would ever get a real friend. So I feel your pain buddy. Because I was there too. Sometimes I’m still there. But let me tell you, there will be a point in your life where you’ll meet people who like you for you, and will want to be your friend just as much as you want to be theirs. It happened to me, and I couldn’t have been happier. People who liked me for me. People who would ask me to hang out, because they really wanted me around. Some of my closest friends even told me about being in a similar situation as me, being alone with no friends. It happens to more people than you may think, you’re not alone. Whenever I hear about someone feeling as if nobody likes them, I understand completely, because I was in that position. Just remember that like me, you will also at some point find people who connect with you. Take care and stay strong.